The recent lunar eclipse got Nutmeg inspired thinking about the stars, and how different kitties can be depending on their sign, so she wrote up some horoscopes. Look up your cat's sign below to find out a little more about what's to be expected. And if you have a rescue and don't know your munchkin's birth month, this post might help you figure it out! >^..^<
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) -- You think outside the box, and sometimes poop outside the box too. You love playing with laser pointers because they remind you of the future. Your humans will never understand your visionary quirks, but being normal is boring.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) -- You like fish but are easily convinced to eat chicken. You want to be pet, but then you don't, and lash out. You feel most comfortable hiding under the bed.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) -- You're the alpha cat. If you live with dogs, they run from you. Consider volunteering to experience the pleasure of giving.
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) -- The quintessential lap cat, lover of comforts. You purr easily, and enjoy napping and eating. You like sleeping on silky fabrics.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) -- You're obsessed with computers, and can't take your paws off them. You have full conversations with your humans which, if they're smart, they understand.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) -- Under that tough exterior, what a softie. You'll play hard to get and swat occasionally, but once you trust someone you open right up and drool.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) -- You have a lionlike head and long, majestic fur. You know when people are talking about you and you love it.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) -- A Virgo cat and a Virgo human are the best match of all, because you will always have that clean litter box you love. You're a finicky eater and puke more than most, but your deep spiritual wisdom is a guide to us all.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) -- You're basically a dog. You love people and exhibit extroverted traits. You're into fashion and home decor, always adding your claw marks according to your designer sensibilities.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) -- Why are all the humans around you bleeding? Ten reasons, all ending in a sharp point. Take it easy, you sweet little monster. Those are the hands that feed you...
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) -- You're the brains of the operation, strategically meowing each time your human gets within 10 feet of your food. Where do they stand when they feel guilty and give in? That's when you meow the loudest. Also, you're game to walk in the park on a leash, as you love to explore new places.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) -- You enjoy long walks on the beach and long nights by the fireplace. But you're cool doing it alone. Your humans don't see much of you and you're fine with it. Come out for a pet once in awhile!